Or this fucking couch. I HATE EVERYONEEEEE

theartofmoviestills:

The Grand Budapest Hotel | Wes Anderson | 2014

I thought this was a mirror at first and I was like #selfiesunday

theartofmoviestills:

The Grand Budapest Hotel | Wes Anderson | 2014

I thought this was a mirror at first and I was like #selfiesunday

I cannot sleep on this fucking bed. It is fucking impossible.

Moved into my new apartment today and the landlord has yet to replace these old disgustingly horrific mattresses for me and my roommate. Can bae be here so I can use him? Knight in shining armor. Although let’s be real I can kick some ass (my only weaknesses are dirty mattresses covered in hair and blood from previous tenants O.O)

Moved into my new apartment today and the landlord has yet to replace these old disgustingly horrific mattresses for me and my roommate. Can bae be here so I can use him? Knight in shining armor. Although let’s be real I can kick some ass (my only weaknesses are dirty mattresses covered in hair and blood from previous tenants O.O)

thinksquad:

Shoppers in the Danish capital will soon be able to buy groceries without paying for them - if they write a review about the products.

Copenhagen’s first “free” supermarket is scheduled to open in a few days, The Copenhagen Post reports. Once customers register online with Freemarket, they place an order and pick everything up at the shop.

But shoppers have to review their products quickly - they might have their profile shut down if they take too long, or have to pay a fine if they want it reopened. Freemarket also charges 19 kroner (£2.02; $3.40) a month to pay for the “physical operation” and has a monthly limit of 10 products.

"Experienced consumers switch off or even get angry about the commercials, ads, banners and pop-ups foisted on them," says Cutting Edge PR. “‘Tryvertising’ is an innovative way to reach them." The concept isn’t unique to Denmark, but has been gaining popularity as companies try to harness the power of customer reviews online. Big brands from the car to coffee industries have been offering perks such as free use of cars at hotels or complimentary coffee to commuters at bus stops in the same spirit.

http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-28771913

thinksquad:

Shoppers in the Danish capital will soon be able to buy groceries without paying for them - if they write a review about the products.

Copenhagen’s first “free” supermarket is scheduled to open in a few days, The Copenhagen Post reports. Once customers register online with Freemarket, they place an order and pick everything up at the shop.

But shoppers have to review their products quickly - they might have their profile shut down if they take too long, or have to pay a fine if they want it reopened. Freemarket also charges 19 kroner (£2.02; $3.40) a month to pay for the “physical operation” and has a monthly limit of 10 products.

"Experienced consumers switch off or even get angry about the commercials, ads, banners and pop-ups foisted on them," says Cutting Edge PR. “‘Tryvertising’ is an innovative way to reach them." The concept isn’t unique to Denmark, but has been gaining popularity as companies try to harness the power of customer reviews online. Big brands from the car to coffee industries have been offering perks such as free use of cars at hotels or complimentary coffee to commuters at bus stops in the same spirit.

http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-28771913

sesamestreet:

Coming soon to Sesame Street: Frank Underwolf. 

AHHHH!!! IS THIS REAL?

sesamestreet:

Coming soon to Sesame Street: Frank Underwolf. 

AHHHH!!! IS THIS REAL?

following my mom on her business trips and holy shit! new found appreciation for this super woman. I mean I knew she was a baddie but now I know she is THE BADDEST. 

Ex. 

  • Redeye to Geneva - Arrives at 7am, Meeting at 10:30
  • Same day departure to Finland (Layover in Frankfurt) - Arrives at 3 am, Meeting at 8:30 am (meanwhile prepping presentations through the night/morning) 
  • We still have two more countries to go to for her meetings yet she’s already planning random side trips to nearby cities 

On top of this she somehow finds the time to climb up 400 steps to the top of a cathedral with me, fight for a better rate with this shitty concierge, speak spanish/french/portuguese/italian to our taxi drivers, and managed to charm the flight attendants into moving me up to business class with her. 

H    O   L   Y       S   H   I   T - she’s my hero. 

Baddie v. Vixen Nixon. ayyyyye.

Baddie v. Vixen Nixon. ayyyyye.

"Softness is not weakness.
It takes courage to stay delicate
in a world this cruel."
Beau Taplin || Shed your sharp edges. 
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How is this lake water so clear and clean???? HOW

Geneva, Switzerland

How is this lake water so clear and clean???? HOW

Geneva, Switzerland

Sunrise over Switzerland

Sunrise over Switzerland